After seeing Haruka’s dream, all those puppets in it, I started thinking that he’s afraid of becoming a puppet himself. Having no dreams or goals, just following what other’s tell him to do. ‘get scouted’, ‘go Olympics’ and so on. And it terrifies him, a puppet is the exact opposite of being free.
my favorite topping
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
Especially the last one damn
One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"