"there will be free food"
He’s staring at the Christmas tree
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
accidentally adding something to a post you meant to put in the tags
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
Punk goes christmas
look at that guy in the back losing his shit
Hey Kid wanna buy some illegal Animes?*opens jacket 26 bootleg copies of Boku no Pico DVDs falls out*
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
lets get this party started