Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
whatafuckinfamilypicture: What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day
kanayafempreg: update more like
couldve: oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
cunts4lunch: tbh idk half the people i follow because you guys think its cool to change your urls constantly
i say “omg” too much omg omg look i did it again omg
astrobit: make her a member of the satan crew
me: why can't someone like me
person: i like you
me: no not you a different someone
thewhoreors: petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes
chitanda: how to draw dog
mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
shelpee: im packing up and moving to somewhere in johto goodbye
i cant imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesnt happen
hotelmanosuke: a spider landed on my arm im going to burn my house down
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
Me: I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
nicoosuxx: mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: is that the sun
katara: if i’ve ever been mean to you im sorry
did i say u could unfollow me
thrustingtommo: does anyone else just sit back and wonder how you got the point in your life where you’d rather stay home and read gay porn than actually socialize with people and do something productive ?
fapitalism: DIDJA HEAR THAT? 800 WORDS!
myspcefamous2012: the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
joydivsion: have you ever liked someone so much you started hating them
greekreverie: imagine if I actually won a giveaway just imagine