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gouzouban: have u ever had a headcanon that u didnt realise u had until u saw something that...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:19:17 -0400

have u ever had a headcanon that u didnt realise u had until u saw something that directly contradicted with that headcanon and made u rly uncomfortable

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:19:02 -0400

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

modestdemidov:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:10:47 -0400

modestdemidov:

aggybird: ‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:09:59 -0400

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

nevvzealand: when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:18:32 -0400

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

nahshaw: i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:17:52 -0400

nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with

spacejard: would like to request that a cute person hold my hand

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:17:29 -0400

spacejard:

would like to request that a cute person hold my hand

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:15:25 -0400

chickensandwich: i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:15:20 -0400

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

partybarackisinthehousetonight: she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:14:40 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:14:36 -0400

fffcuk: today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:14:15 -0400

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:07:50 -0400

unwrittenlaw5:

do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then

8itchin: i was at the county fair today and im

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:02:17 -0400

8itchin:

i was at the county fair today and im

nostopdasgay: officialbioware: kawaiipyro: i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:57:53 -0400

nostopdasgay:

officialbioware:

kawaiipyro:

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE

howlcity: why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:56:18 -0400

howlcity:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

kingschultzies: policeman voice alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:56:03 -0400

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

biowjob: slenclerman: charmancler: calls family to meeting i’m running out of text post...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:55:23 -0400

biowjob:

slenclerman:

charmancler:

*calls family to meeting* i’m running out of text post ideas

(its funny bc you are)

niggaimdeadass: i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:53:57 -0400

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family

theheadlessprince: ==> BE THE BROTHER Your name is DAVE...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:49:49 -0400

theheadlessprince:

==> BE THE BROTHER

Your name is DAVE STRIDER but most people call you BRO. For some reason other people call you ALPHA DAVE.

==> EXPLAIN

Today is another day in the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, and though you are the KNIGHT OF TIME you seem to be RUNNING OUT. You need to get your LITTLE BRO somewhere SAFE and FAST. Possibly to the FUTURE. Who knows?

i wanted to do the zombie apocalypse thing im sorry

i was wearing my cataracts contacts but i guess you cant tell huffs

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gouzouban: have u ever had a headcanon that u didnt realise u had until u saw something that...

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said...

modestdemidov:

aggybird: ‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me...

nevvzealand: when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are...

nahshaw: i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the...

spacejard: would like to request that a cute person hold my hand

Photo

chickensandwich: i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

partybarackisinthehousetonight: she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

Photo

fffcuk: today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because...

unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then

8itchin: i was at the county fair today and im

nostopdasgay: officialbioware: kawaiipyro: i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen...

howlcity: why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

kingschultzies: *policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls...

biowjob: slenclerman: charmancler: *calls family to meeting* i’m running out of text post...

niggaimdeadass: i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family

theheadlessprince: ==> BE THE BROTHER Your name is DAVE...

kingschultzies: policeman voice alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls...

biowjob: slenclerman: charmancler: calls family to meeting i’m running out of text post...